Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: The timestamp server was my gift. The 3 AM chart-watching addiction was yours.
The timestamp server was my gift. The 3 AM chart-watching addiction was yours.
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Satoshi gave you an immutable record of time. You used it to develop an unhealthy relationship with candlestick charts.

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