Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: I never said Bitcoin would only go up. I just heavily implied it.
I never said Bitcoin would only go up. I just heavily implied it.
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Technically the whitepaper makes no price predictions. Spiritually, however, it's extremely bullish.

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