Satoshi Said What?! — Fake Satoshi Nakamoto Quotes & Bitcoin Comedy Podcast

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THE SATOSHI TAPES

Intercepted transmissions. Voice masked. Identity unknown.

The Satoshi Tapes podcast cover art — a vintage reel-to-reel tape recorder under amber spotlight with Bitcoin symbol

CLASSIFIED

Keep Satoshi Talking

Every donation funds another intercepted transmission. Probably.

Bitcoin QR Code

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A New Mic

The voice distorter needs an upgrade

A Disguise

The trench coat is getting old

A Burner Phone

Untraceable. For the next episode.

A New Hideout

They're getting close. He needs to move.

Satoshi Said What?! — Fake Satoshi Nakamoto Quotes

The lost wisdom of Satoshi Nakamoto. 100 fake Bitcoin quotes. 21 comedy podcast episodes from The Satoshi Tapes. None of it is real.

"I didn't invent Bitcoin so you could put laser eyes on your profile pic." — Satoshi Nakamoto

"The whitepaper was nine pages. Your terms of service is forty-seven. Think about that." — Satoshi Nakamoto

"I gave the world decentralized money and you used it to buy a picture of a monkey." — Satoshi Nakamoto

"Proof of work? I've been ghosting the entire internet for 15 years. That's proof of work." — Satoshi Nakamoto

"My disappearance wasn't mysterious. I just saw the gas fees on Ethereum and passed out." — Satoshi Nakamoto

Listen to The Satoshi Tapes — 21 comedy podcast episodes featuring fake intercepted transmissions from the creator of Bitcoin.