Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: I mined the genesis block alone. You can't even mine a coherent trading strategy.
I mined the genesis block alone. You can't even mine a coherent trading strategy.
Satoshi Nakamoto (not really)
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Solo mining in 2009: visionary. Solo trading in 2025: concerning. At least Satoshi had a plan.

The Real Bitcoin Concept

The Genesis Block

Block 0 — the Genesis Block — was mined by Satoshi Nakamoto on January 3, 2009. Embedded in its coinbase transaction is the text: "The Times 03/Jan/2009 Chancellor on brink of second bailout for banks." This headline from The Times of London served as both a timestamp and a statement of purpose: Bitcoin was born as a response to the failures of the traditional banking system.

THE SATOSHI TAPES

If you liked this quote, you'll love hearing Satoshi's voice. 21 comedy podcast episodes of fake intercepted transmissions from the creator of Bitcoin.

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