Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: The longer you hold, the smarter I look. This is by design.
The longer you hold, the smarter I look. This is by design.
Satoshi Nakamoto (not really)
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Time preference, codified. The protocol literally rewards patience. Satoshi didn't just write code — he wrote a behavioral economics thesis.

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HODL: Hold On for Dear Life

On December 18, 2013, a Bitcointalk forum user named GameKyuubi posted a drunken rant titled "I AM HODLING" (a typo of "holding"). The post, written during a market crash, argued that the best strategy was simply to hold rather than try to trade. The typo went viral and "HODL" became the defining mantra of Bitcoin culture — a rallying cry for long-term holders who refuse to sell regardless of price action.

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