Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: I decentralized money. You centralized your personality around a portfolio.
I decentralized money. You centralized your personality around a portfolio.
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Before Bitcoin: diverse interests, varied hobbies. After Bitcoin: price charts, laser eyes, and "have fun staying poor."

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Altcoins & Bitcoin Maximalism

"Altcoin" refers to any cryptocurrency that isn't Bitcoin. There are now over 20,000 of them, ranging from legitimate projects like Ethereum to outright scams. Bitcoin maximalists argue that only Bitcoin truly solves the problems of sound money and decentralization, while altcoins are distractions at best and predatory schemes at worst. The debate between maximalists and altcoin supporters is one of crypto's most enduring cultural battles.

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