Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: Bitcoin fixes this. And by 'this' I mean your need for a personality.
Bitcoin fixes this. And by 'this' I mean your need for a personality.
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The laser eyes. The bio. The "not financial advice" disclaimer. Bitcoin didn't just give you money — it gave you an identity.

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Altcoins & Bitcoin Maximalism

"Altcoin" refers to any cryptocurrency that isn't Bitcoin. There are now over 20,000 of them, ranging from legitimate projects like Ethereum to outright scams. Bitcoin maximalists argue that only Bitcoin truly solves the problems of sound money and decentralization, while altcoins are distractions at best and predatory schemes at worst. The debate between maximalists and altcoin supporters is one of crypto's most enduring cultural battles.

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There are two types of people: those who understand Bitcoin, and those with altcoin portf… Satoshi Nakamoto I decentralized money. You centralized your personality around a portfolio. Satoshi Nakamoto Miners secure the network. Influencers secure the exit liquidity. Satoshi Nakamoto

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