Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: Number go up technology was never in the whitepaper, and yet here we are.
Number go up technology was never in the whitepaper, and yet here we are.
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The whitepaper mentions "electronic cash" 13 times and "number go up" zero times. The market chose to read between the lines.

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The Bitcoin Whitepaper

On October 31, 2008, Satoshi Nakamoto published "Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System" β€” a nine-page document that would reshape global finance. The whitepaper described a system for electronic transactions without relying on trust or intermediaries, using proof of work and a distributed timestamp server. It remains one of the most influential technical documents ever written, despite being shorter than most restaurant menus.

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