If Satoshi had a dollar for every scam coin, Satoshi still wouldn't have enough for their gas fees.Satoshi Nakamoto (not really)
The ultimate irony: even infinite fiat can't cover Ethereum gas fees on a busy Tuesday.
The Real Bitcoin Concept
Transaction Fees & The Mempool
Every Bitcoin transaction includes a fee paid to miners as an incentive to include it in a block. When the network is busy, the mempool (memory pool) — where unconfirmed transactions wait — fills up, and fees spike as users compete for limited block space. This fee market is a feature, not a bug: it prevents spam and ensures the network remains sustainable long after the block reward diminishes to zero.
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