Fake Satoshi Nakamoto quote: The blockchain remembers everything. Including that time you sold at the bottom.
The blockchain remembers everything. Including that time you sold at the bottom.
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Immutable ledger, immutable shame. Your panic sell at $3,800 in March 2020 lives forever on-chain.

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Blockchain Consensus & The Byzantine Generals Problem

The Byzantine Generals Problem is a classic computer science puzzle: how can distributed parties agree on a shared truth when some participants might be dishonest? Satoshi's breakthrough was solving this problem in a practical way using proof of work. Bitcoin nodes around the world independently verify every transaction and agree on the state of the ledger without trusting each other β€” a feat once thought impossible.

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