https://satoshisaidwhat.com/ 2026-03-06 weekly 1.0 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/ 2026-03-06 weekly 0.9 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/didnt-create-bitcoin-trade-pictures-of-monkeys/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-001.png I didn't create Bitcoin so you could trade it for pictures of monkeys. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/whitepaper-was-nine-pages/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-002.png The whitepaper was nine pages. Your shitcoin's whitepaper is forty-seven. That should tell you something. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/disappeared-because-defi/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-003.png I disappeared because I saw what you'd do with DeFi. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/buy-the-dip-i-am-the-dip/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-004.png Buy the dip? I AM the dip. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/not-your-keys-not-your-lambo/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-005.png Not your keys, not your coins. Not your coins, not your lambo. Not your lambo, not your problem. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/wrote-bitcoin-in-cpp-as-a-warning/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-006.png I wrote Bitcoin in C++ as a warning. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/blockchain-not-bitcoin/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-007.png Every time someone says 'blockchain not Bitcoin,' a node operator loses their staking rewards. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/real-satoshi-friends-we-rugged/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-008.png The real Satoshi was the friends we rugged along the way. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/21-million-cap-unlike-your-leverage/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-009.png I put a 21 million cap because even I have limits. Unlike your leverage. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/hold-through-90-percent-drawdown/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-010.png If you can't hold through a 90% drawdown, you don't deserve the 10x. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/peer-to-peer-electronic-gambling/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-011.png I envisioned peer-to-peer electronic cash. You made peer-to-peer electronic gambling. Close enough. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/genesis-block-last-thing-sober/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-012.png The Genesis Block was the last thing I did sober. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/proof-of-work-not-proof-of-stake/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-013.png I didn't invent proof of work so you could proof-of-stake your way out of responsibility. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/decentralization-terrible-financial-decisions/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-014.png Decentralization means nobody can stop you from making terrible financial decisions. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/blockchain-remembers-you-sold-at-bottom/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-015.png The blockchain remembers everything. Including that time you sold at the bottom. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/double-spending-buying-the-top-twice/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-016.png Double-spending is a bug. Buying the top twice is a feature of human nature. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/memes-are-acceptable/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-017.png I have been watching. The memes are acceptable. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/identity-mystery-disappointment-transparent/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-018.png My identity is a mystery. My disappointment, however, is transparent. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/one-confirmation-life-choices-valid/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-019.png You don't need 400 confirmations. You need 1 confirmation that your life choices are valid. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/sound-money-jpeg-of-a-rock/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-020.png I gave you sound money and you used it to buy a JPEG of a rock. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/block-reward-halves-intelligence-doesnt/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-021.png The block reward halves. Your intelligence apparently doesn't. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/mining-difficult-trading-harder/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-022.png I made mining difficult on purpose. I didn't think trading would be the hard part. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/supply-halves-scam-tokens/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-023.png Every four years the supply cuts in half. Every four minutes someone buys a scam token. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/trustless-not-trust-telegram-groups/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-024.png Trustless doesn't mean you should trust random Telegram groups. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/chose-anonymity-you-chose-twitter/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-025.png I chose anonymity. You chose to post your portfolio on Twitter. We are not the same. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/mempool-transactions-wait-twitter-cope/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-026.png The mempool is where transactions wait. Twitter is where traders cope. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/ran-first-node-cant-run-a-profit/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-027.png I ran the first node. You can't even run a profit. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/two-types-of-people-bitcoin-altcoins/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-028.png There are two types of people: those who understand Bitcoin, and those with altcoin portfolios. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/hash-rate-heartbeat-portfolio-cry-for-help/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-029.png The hash rate is the heartbeat of civilization. Your portfolio is its cry for help. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/bitcoin-fixes-your-need-for-personality/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-030.png Bitcoin fixes this. And by 'this' I mean your need for a personality. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/lightning-network-fast-selling-2014-faster/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-031.png Lightning Network is fast. Your decision to sell in 2014 was faster. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/solved-byzantine-generals-not-human-greed/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-032.png I solved the Byzantine Generals Problem. I could not solve human greed. Nobody can. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/satoshi-vision-leveraged-100x-liquidated/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-033.png Satoshi vision? My vision was 20/20. Yours is leveraged 100x and liquidated. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/timestamp-server-gift-3am-chart-addiction/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-034.png The timestamp server was my gift. The 3 AM chart-watching addiction was yours. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/never-said-only-go-up-heavily-implied/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-035.png I never said Bitcoin would only go up. I just heavily implied it. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/diamond-hands-forgot-wallet-password/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-036.png You call it 'diamond hands.' I call it 'forgetting your wallet password.' Same energy. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/one-cpu-one-vote-infinite-bad-takes/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-037.png One CPU, one vote. One Twitter account, infinite bad takes. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/difficulty-adjusts-expectations-should-too/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-038.png The difficulty adjusts. Your expectations should too. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/revolution-vs-dog-themed-coins/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-039.png I built a revolution. You built a portfolio of dog-themed coins. Both valid. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/proof-of-work-research-on-reddit/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-040.png Proof of work means effort matters. Your 'research' on Reddit doesn't count. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/mailing-list-vs-liquidity-pool/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-041.png I released the code on a mailing list. You released your savings into a liquidity pool. We are not the same. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/genesis-block-headline-wallet-contains-regret/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-042.png The genesis block contains a newspaper headline about bank bailouts. Your wallet contains regret. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/consensus-except-on-the-price/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-043.png Consensus means we all agree. Except on the price. Nobody agrees on the price. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/everyone-and-no-one-like-your-stop-losses/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-044.png I am everyone and no one. Much like your stop losses — nonexistent. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/digital-gold-not-digital-paper/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-045.png Digital gold doesn't mean you should panic-sell it like digital paper. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/monkey-drawings-on-my-blockchain/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-046.png Imagine explaining to me that people would pay thousands for monkey drawings on my blockchain. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/disappeared-2010-best-trade/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-047.png I disappeared in 2010. Best trade I ever made. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/trustless-bitcoin-investment-requires-faith/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-048.png Bitcoin was designed to be trustless. Your investment thesis, however, requires immense faith. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/first-transaction-pizza-everything-downgrade/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-049.png The first Bitcoin transaction bought pizza. Everything since has been a downgrade. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/open-source-code-open-exit-strategy/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-050.png My code is open source. Your exit strategy should be too. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/nodes-validate-blocks-not-your-fomo/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-051.png Nodes validate blocks. Nothing validates your decision to go all-in at the top. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/electronic-cash-not-electronic-casino/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-052.png In the whitepaper I wrote 'electronic cash system.' Not 'electronic casino system.' But here we are. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/every-utxo-tells-a-story/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-053.png Every UTXO tells a story. Most of them are tragedies. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/sha256-unbreakable-conviction-is-not/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-054.png SHA-256 is unbreakable. Your conviction during a bear market, however, is not. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/block-every-ten-minutes-bad-trade-ten-seconds/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-055.png A block is mined every ten minutes. A bad trade is made every ten seconds. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/running-full-node-or-running-from-losses/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-056.png You're either running a full node or running from your losses. There is no middle ground. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/programmed-scarcity-you-buy-every-token/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-057.png I programmed scarcity. You programmed yourself to buy every new token. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/merkle-trees-secure-dms-not-secured/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-058.png Merkle trees secure the blockchain. Nothing secures your DMs from scammers. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/wrote-code-spare-time-check-price-all-time/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-059.png I wrote the code in my spare time. You check the price in all of your time. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/whitepaper-no-roadmap-destination-moon/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-060.png The whitepaper has no roadmap because the destination was always the moon. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/financial-sovereignty-dog-wearing-hat-coin/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-061.png I gave you financial sovereignty. You used it to ape into a coin named after a dog wearing a hat. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/hal-finney-understood-wen-lambo/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-062.png Hal Finney understood. You're still asking 'wen lambo.' — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/best-time-to-buy-bitcoin-2009/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-063.png The best time to buy Bitcoin was 2009. The second best time is after reading this quote. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/no-private-key-identity-yours-in-discord/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-064.png I left no private key to my identity. You left yours in a Discord DM. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/no-ceo-of-bitcoin/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-065.png There is no CEO of Bitcoin. Only CEOs who wish they had invented it. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/ten-thousand-bitcoin-two-pizzas/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-066.png Ten thousand Bitcoin for two pizzas was the most expensive lesson in patience ever taught. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/portfolio-more-red-candles-gothic-cathedral/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-067.png Your portfolio has more red candles than a gothic cathedral. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/decentralized-money-centralized-personality/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-068.png I decentralized money. You centralized your personality around a portfolio. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/nonce-is-random-losses-are-not/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-069.png The nonce is random. Your losses are not. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/hodl-was-a-typo-became-philosophy/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-070.png HODL was a typo. It became a philosophy. That says everything about this community. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/fiat-prints-from-nothing-shitcoin-is-nothing/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-071.png The fiat system prints money from nothing. Your shitcoin IS nothing. Different things. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/coin-in-cryptocurrency-you-put-the-cry/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-072.png I put the coin in cryptocurrency. You put the cry. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/number-go-up-technology/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-073.png Number go up technology was never in the whitepaper, and yet here we are. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/magic-internet-money-not-wrong/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-074.png They called Bitcoin magic internet money. They were not wrong. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/solved-double-spending-stop-double-dipping-retirement/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-075.png I solved double spending. Now solve double dipping into your retirement fund. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/forks-for-code-upgrades-not-copies/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-076.png Forks are for code upgrades. Not for creating infinite copies of Bitcoin with 'improved' names. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/seed-phrase-twelve-words-excuses-infinite/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-077.png Your seed phrase is twelve words. Your excuses for selling are infinite. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/transaction-fees-prevent-spam-tweets-free/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-078.png Transaction fees exist to prevent spam. Your tweets are free. It shows. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/miners-secure-network-influencers-exit-liquidity/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-079.png Miners secure the network. Influencers secure the exit liquidity. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/satoshi-vision-convenient-for-whoever-losing/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-080.png Satoshi vision is whatever's convenient for whoever's losing money today. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/nobody-controls-bitcoin-crypto-twitter/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-081.png I made it so that nobody controls Bitcoin. Crypto Twitter didn't get the memo. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/decentralized-finance-decentralized-consequences/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-082.png You call it decentralized finance. I call it decentralized consequences. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/works-even-when-you-dont-understand-it/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-083.png The beauty of Bitcoin is that it works even when you don't understand it. Much like gravity. Or karma. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/wealth-transfer-impatient-to-patient/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-084.png Wealth transfer from the impatient to the patient. That was always the point. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/21-million-reasons-to-panic-sell/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-085.png There will only ever be 21 million. There will always be 21 million reasons to panic sell. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/greatest-achievement-leaving-the-group-chat/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-086.png My greatest achievement wasn't Bitcoin. It was leaving the group chat. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/blockchain-doesnt-care-about-feelings/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-087.png The blockchain doesn't care about your feelings. It barely cares about your transactions. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/read-whitepaper-saw-money-wrote-it-saw-freedom/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-088.png You read the whitepaper and saw money. I wrote it and saw freedom. We both ended up on Twitter. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/dollar-for-every-scam-coin-gas-fees/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-089.png If Satoshi had a dollar for every scam coin, Satoshi still wouldn't have enough for their gas fees. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/running-bitcoin-level-of-restraint/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-090.png Running Bitcoin. That's all I ever tweeted. You could learn from that level of restraint. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/longer-you-hold-smarter-i-look/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-091.png The longer you hold, the smarter I look. This is by design. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/mined-genesis-block-alone-cant-mine-strategy/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-092.png I mined the genesis block alone. You can't even mine a coherent trading strategy. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/harder-than-sha256-explaining-to-spouse/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-093.png The only thing harder than SHA-256 is explaining to your spouse why you bought more. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/immutability-mistakes-live-forever/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-094.png Immutability means your mistakes live on the blockchain forever. You're welcome. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/every-block-heartbeat-every-sell-heart-attack/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-095.png Every block is a heartbeat. Every sell is a heart attack. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/peer-to-peer-not-peer-pressure/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-096.png When I said peer-to-peer, I didn't mean peer pressure into buying the top. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/code-is-law-margin-call-suggestion/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-097.png The code is law. Your margin call is just a suggestion you can't refuse. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/didnt-build-bitcoin-make-everyone-rich/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-098.png I didn't build Bitcoin to make everyone rich. Just the ones who can sit still. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/multiverse-you-didnt-sell/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-099.png Somewhere in the multiverse, you didn't sell. That version of you is doing great. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!) https://satoshisaidwhat.com/quotes/infinite-money-printing-ultimate-ctrl-z/ 2026-03-06 monthly 0.7 https://satoshisaidwhat.com/images/quotes/quote-100.png In a world of infinite money printing, I created the ultimate ctrl+z. — Satoshi Nakamoto (fake quote from Satoshi Said What?!)